Tuesday, August 18, 2009

15 - This is my favorite sound in the whole world

I dare you to not get chills.



My only question: will the highlight reel that follows be as good if Munson doesn't narrate it?

For you non-Georgia fans, this happens at the beginning of every home game. It is immediately followed by a highlight real of the most classic UGA plays. Hobnail boot, Hershel, etc. (That's the legend Larry Munson calling those clips.) Plus they add new clips from that season. I get teary just thinking about it.

Dear football season, 
I love you, and I've missed you. Go Dawgs. 
Love, Sydney

Thursday, June 25, 2009

14 - I got the best going away present ever

Before my moving excitement, my coworkers in Texas all went out for lunch at Cousin's Barbeque.

And since I love puzzles, they gave me a puzzle!!

See?! (Sorry it's mirror image. I used photobooth b/c my camera doesn't work.)

It's a collage of all the communications people! Here's the file they made the puzzle from:


But, secretly, before they gave me the puzzle, one of them stole two pieces! One of the pieces was of my face. They did finally give them back. But not until I told everyone that I thought I lost two pieces. But I love my puzzle anyway. It looks better without a hunk of my face missing. 

Sunday, June 21, 2009

13 - I've moved 10 times in 5 years

1) My parents' house --> UGA dorms (what up Creswell)
2) Creswell --> Georgia Tech frat house--ok I know this sounds kinda strange, but it was ridiculously cheap living right in Midtown. Across the street from my internship. And my roommate my female friend Katie Ham.
3) Frat house --> UGA sorority house
4) Sorority house --> subleased apt
5) Subleased apartment --> squatting in my friend's boyfriend's house. I count this as a move because I had to get out of the apt and move a bed into the squatting location.
6) Squatting --> North Ave apt in Athens
7) North Ave --> evil storage unit while I studied abroad in England
8) storage unit --> Athens Crescendo house
9) Crescendo house --> Fort Worth, Texas
10) Fort Worth, Texas --> Collingswood, NJ

This past one was a planned move for my job. The company contracted a relocation company, who contracted about 100 other vendors to help with temporary housing, apartment hunting, van lines and everything else. Which was sooo helpful, and everything seemed to be going pretty well...until the actual moving day.

They told me they'd be coming between 8 and 11 am. So I got up at 5:30 to finish packing and do some more cleaning.

Then at 10:45 the driver called to say he had a flat tire and would be late because he had to wait for someone to bring a spare. So I went to eat at my favorite pizza place in Texas one last time and get the lunch special. Of course, as soon as I got my calzone, they called to say they were at the apartment. So I ran home to let them in around 12:45.

They did a great job packing all my stuff, and I just had to sit and read my book while they did it. It took them until almost 5 to finish, and they had everything out. And I was sending them on their way so I could go get one last Chimy's marg before my friends were taking me to the airport for my 8:50 flight to Philly.

And then, I realized that the movers weren't taking my car. So I ran out to ask them before they left. And they had no instructions to take my car.

Enter panic mode. So I begin to call the van lines and every number I have. At 5:00. On a Friday. 4 hours from my flight.

Finally I spoke to a nice guy who found a wrecking service to come get my car and move it to the van line's warehouse. They said the truck would be at my apartment between 6:30 and 7. About 2 hours before my flight. But I lived around 45 minutes from the airport.

So even though a dude finally did come to get my car at 7:30, I had no hope of making my flight--the last direct flight out of DFW to Philly. Soooo, I had to call Tavelocity to ask them to rebook a flight for the next morning. But apparently the girl who answered the phone when I chose the domestic travel option was not authorized to change a relocation flight. And she couldn't transfer me to the relocation department. And when I called back and chose the relocation option, I was on hold for 10 minutes before I gave up.

Finally, I spoke to someone who rescheduled my flight for 9:50 Saturday morning. And I was able to stay at my friend Katie's apartment, and she got up at 7 am on a Saturday to take me to the airport. Cause she rules.

So, regardless of the minor fiascos, I made it to New Jersey. And I start the new job tomorrow!

Saturday, May 23, 2009

12 - I abuse the snooze

Before I was a yuppie, I never hit the snooze button. From nursery school to college graduation, my mom would come wake me up or my alarm would go off, and I'd get out of bed and start my day--no additional alarm required. Now, my phone goes off and my morning starts like this:

5:45 a.m. Alarm. Me: not quite yet. Snooze.
5:50 a.m. Alarm. Me: two more, I'll get up at 6. Snooze.
5:55 a.m. Alarm. Me: Snooze.
6:00 a.m. Alarm. Me: Bed is comfy. I'll just wear my hear curly today, no blow dry time required. Yeah, that gets me 15 more minutes. I'll get up at 6:15.
6:15 a.m. Alarm. Me: Snooze.
6:20 a.m. Alarm. Me: Snooze. 
6:25 a.m. Alarm. Me: Snooze.
6:30 a.m. Alarm. Me: If I decide what to wear now, I can sleep for 15 more minutes. OK, I'll wear the black shirt dress with my green shoes. Done. I'll get up at 6:45.
6:45 a.m. Alarm. Me: noooooooooooooo. Snooze.
6:50 a.m. Alarm. Me: As long as I get to work by 8:30, I'm fine. Snooze.
6:55 a.m. Alarm. Me: Damn it, probably should get up soon. Snooze.
7:00 a.m. Alarm. Me: FINE. I get up, rush to get ready and arrive at work before 8:30 just as planned.

I blame my snooze addiction on a triumvirate of causes: (can you have a triumvirate of causes? Probably not)
1) My bed is uber-comfy.
2) I have no set in stone time when I have to be at work. It varies from 6:15 to 8:30, depending on the daily snooze factor.
3) I don't get to take naps anymore. I used to nap in high school and college ALL THE TIME. And I'm a really good napper. My mother has even called me a champion.

Tuesday, April 7, 2009

11 - I know how to rock the side braid

Dear friends who have asked me how I do the side braid, 
You're welcome.


Love, Sydney

P.S. I would like to point out that stole the side braid from Mischa Barton circa OC season 2. Therefore, I was rocking it way before LC. I probably fall between Ashley Olsen and Sienna Miller on this time line. That is all.

P.P.S. Why did YouTube save the most awkward screenshot ever as the start screen? Thanks a lot guys.

Sunday, April 5, 2009

10 - I have a contingency plan in case I even get abducted

I've watched a lot of CSI in my day. But really, I've thought about this a lot.

First of all, I'm going to try really hard not to get abducted.

But, if I disappear one day, know that I will leave behind clues. I'm going to touch a lot of things and leave fingerprints everywhere. And if I'm not already bleeding, I'm going to bite the inside of my mouth and spit out my blood. I also shed like crazy, so my hair should be everywhere. So the CSIs should have proof that I was at the crime scene.

If they need proof of my fingerprints or DNA to match it to the crime scene, that should be pretty easy. I got fingerprinted in elementary school, so I think they could dig those up somewhere. For DNA, the best place to start is my apartment due to my aforementioned shedding tendencies. I've also given blood a couple times recently, which is how they got a DNA sample once on CSI.

I know that's kind of morbid, but just I wanted to put it out there.

Sunday, March 15, 2009

9 - I get stomach and head aches a lot

My headaches typically feel as though small goblins have crawled up my nose and behind my eyeballs up into my forehead. Then, they gorge themselves on my brain and get really fat. Once they're good and full, they lean on my forehead bone and sleep. Sometimes they shift positions for some extra discomfort. It's pretty awesome.

My siblings both suffer from similar ailments, so I like to chalk my pains up to DNA--and conveniently forget my obscene amounts of time spent in front of the TV and computer. And that I think that nachos are a perfectly acceptable meal.

But I'm telling you, it's the goblins.